Not really devastating. Welcome to football, deadspin. Football pays your bills.

God forbid Gurley make a buck off his talent.

So they intimidated this girl and now a rapist walks free. Everyone in the country knows this fuck is a rapist. If my team picks him in the draft, I'm quitting the NFL forever.

day bow bow...chick chicka chicka

Everyone will blame the owners when the lockout happens, especially considering the concessions the players made last time around.

Sounds like Bama's handling this well. Glad I live above the Mason Dixon line.

With all the fear-mongering about Ebola, it's refreshing to see that not everyone has lost their sense of humor.

#doucheschooner

Last!? Eat a buckeye...see what happens.

Didn't soccer end in July until 2018?

Vick really can't be worse than Smith.

They both really suck.

Ha ha! GO BUCKS!

I'm just gonna leave this here...

"David DeJesus wept." - Juan 11:35

Isn't soccer over til 2018?

Oh, yes. Poor Jameis. What a victim...

I thought soccer was over till 2018...

I thought soccer didn't start again till 2018?

I thought soccer was over till 2018?