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Hey, cool. What about LeBron though?

Even if Wade knew, he wouldn't upstage LeBron by leaking the decision ahead of time.

Vector in on that guy!

Well done +1

"My mind's telling me yes, but your body's telling me no."

All NBA owners are assholes. He doesn't have to talk to Dan even one time if he doesn't want to.

LeBron likely gave Miami his best years. Two titles later, they should be grateful regardless of his decision.

Cool story..

That's not insignificant. What would you have put those odds at a month ago?

Wait, that's LeBron? Looked more like a mild mannered hoops reporter.

We're just way behind on this burgeoning fashion trend. In a year you'll see FrameCrafters franchises spring up nationwide.

As our resident Miami expert, what % chance do you think there is that LeBron announces he's leaving the Heat? Pretty excited for the Josh McRoberts era to begin!?

I've run into so so many people since Tuesday who are big Germany fans now, because practically every white person in the US is a little bit German. No actual ties to Germany or anything, but at most some vaguely German sounding last name.

I showed up at the bar last night, only to realize that the Argentina v. Netherlands game was in OT. Everyone there was a big bandwagon Argentina fan. They're all like, "Messi's totally got this" and "Wait, which one is Messi?"

Twofer!

"I can fly! I can fly!"

I'll admit, I expected many fans to riot following a loss of that magnitude. It doesn't seem like things got too out of control though, which is great.

Touchdown!!!