I used to work as a tour guide, and I am an opera-trained singer. As usual, one of my coworkers had tipped off this group that I would sing for them if they asked while on my tour. Well, the group asked and I obliged with an abridged version of the Ave Maria. By the way, this song was my go-to for this situation…

Right out of college, I worked for two independent agents of a major insurance company. It was a small office, me, the two male agents, and a thirty-something female office manager with a wicked sense of humor and a love of practical jokes.

I used to be a cocktail server at a couple of comedy clubs in town. I had this job while I was a full time student and it was absolutely the perfect way to spend my free hours: getting a leetle (lot) drunk while making wads of cash, working with AMAZING servers and bar staff and TERRIBLE everyotherstaffposition. …

I'm a supervisor at a warehouse here in Texas. I'm the one that closes up in the evenings. This was a Friday night and my wife and I had plans. I knew it was going to be a long day so I brought a change of clothes and my PH bag to work with me. Also know that I had just bought a bar and new Mustang GT. This is…

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As an officially sorted Slytherin, may I just say on behalf of my house that we no longer use such archaic terms as "mudblood". And while Doug is a Hufflepuff and clearly doesn't know better, I thought I would set the record straight. I am sure these dogs are fine animals and companions and their heritage should not…