Could you get a copy of your medical records, or find out where/what kind of cyst it is, and google around? Hopefully you will get information that will put your mind at ease.

I don't know, I think it's pretty uncool that he brought it up. If you live with roommates and you're an adult human, chances are someone is going to hear SOMEONE make sexy noises. I doubt your wild dream sex negatively impacted the quality of his living, so laughing it off (like it sounds you have) seems like a great…

Restraining order. Believe me, it's a good thing. They have to stay 200 yards from your server, and trust me, they will be sitting at yard 201 just staring at you and shit.

I move to England semi-permanently on Thursday to live with my fiancé and get married. IM SO FUCKING SCARED HAHA! Please send me good vibes as I pack my life away!

Tonight's Night Off From Motherhood celebration brought to you by Key & Peele on Hulu and unconquered levels of Angry Birds. Mine is a thrilling tale.

THe only advice I can give you is for moving your stuff. Start packing the small things now - trinkets and such that he's not likely to notice. Then wednesday while he's at work, call a friend or two and box everything else up and GO. That's what my mom did when she left my dad - started moving the small stuff, then…

I got a job! After 5 months of being unemployed and almost having my unemployment benefits run out, I found a job. I'm going to be working for Planned Parenthood in an administrative capacity. I'm really looking forward to working somewhere that has a hopefully decent environment as well as a place to be passionate…

"So "marriage" is the new term for kidnapping, imprisonment and sexual assault?"

For the 10000th time, AS just because YOU are offended, it doesn't mean the action/outfit/saying is not offensive.

I've met a few stage parents, and they were all emotionally stunted people who lived vicariously through their children. The parents relied on the kids to fill all their emotional, social and financial needs. I do know one exception—- the woman of a girl who is an incredibly talented ballet dancer. Her mom is home…

You're absolutely right and I brought it up yesterday during Tweet Beat. She's ILL, we shouldn't be talking about her in a gossip setting. Also, no, it isn't better that she's not in an involuntary hold. A judge releasing her is a legal tactic and isn't a choice made by her doctors and it's just indicative of how…

I guess there's no polite way to say this — and this is certainly not directed at you, Isha — but, man, it would be really nice if Jezebel could leave Amanda Bynes alone for awhile. Besides, whatever it is that she's going through right now does not belong in a breezy gossip round-up column.

I love these! Oh man, if only I could get my bf to dress like me. He'd have to wear loose fitting dark jeans, and flannel, and boots, and...oh wait we dress the same. NM.

The little I understand about it is that she's wanting to take her life on the day when she still is of sound mind but doesn't think she has any good days left. I guess that time hasn't come yet.

I am a Colorado parent, and I can confirm that the anti-reality crowd is shitting themselves over the possibility of marijuana candy. I am not worried, myself. Hey, if you want to help my 5 year old go to bed, that's fine by me.

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

What was that old argument that stupid and terrible DARE tried to scare kids with? That drug dealers will give you a free "sample" to get you hooked and addicted? Yeah right. Drug dealers don't give away free product.

"My dream is that every terminally ill American has access to the choice to die on their own terms with dignity."

So the system worked. She is in control, and got to reevaluate her decision and change it.

You know what? I ain't even mad, unlike some of the people on my Facebook.