My kid won a Pulitzer prize this year and she's a dolphin without any hands to write with so it's all the more impressive. So proud of my little baby. Oh she's 2 btw and doesn't even go to school... because she's a dolphin.

And that's BEFORE that lady gave birth on it. The SEPTA is a special kind of gross. And it still takes fucking tokens!

I'm confused. Why is the penis-themed fertility festival ( Kanamara Matsuri) in Kawasaki ok, but vaguely vulva-shaped art/canoes are considered crimes?

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Living in Ireland, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the vast majority of people want this woman to be put to rest, including the religious people, who aren't nearly as fundamentalist as their counterparts in the the USA.

The local news for some reason says, "Have a question? Call the library!" so we get all kinds of interesting questions. There are people that call every day.

As a librarian, what is more interesting is that every time someone asks you these questions, you actually do try to find the answer-and if you can't find it, it is going to bother you for weeks.

If you've never had to be a fly on the wall overhearing an authorities or subject heading debate, I would never dream of subjecting you to that abject horror.

As a librarian, I can assure you that people still ask these weird things.

That is one point of view, but hardly the only way Christians, women, or feminists see the virgin birth. To say that good feminists should all view the virgin birth as oppressive is needlessly exclusionary.

I was going to share my "stupid food as a gift" story, but you just blew me out of the water. Like, I feel like I owe you a beer or something, because you deserve something. And that something shouldn't be Velveeta.

My worst Christmas memory also includes my grandmother...the very last one she was alive for. My father and I drove through a blizzard to pick her up and bring her to our house as she had cried that she couldn't be alone on Christmas. We get back to our house and are opening presents. I hand her one and as she takes…

Oh, man. This one is GOOD. Your grandma is special.

Jess is such a fucking home wrecking skank. Bitch got me drunk on pinot grigio, put me to bed, and then fucked my husband Ken! Girl has issues. And she's poor.

Some people who legitimately need an IUD for medical reasons have to have Mirena (myself included) for the hormones. Likewise, you can get HEAVIER periods on the copper but can have no periods on Mirena. Just something to keep in mind when you say that to someone.

Mirena means you won't bleed like a stuck pig, though.

Not gonna lie, my not having a period in 3 years is a awesome benefit of my Mirena. But I am happy you're happy with your choice of contraception!

Isn't she adorable? I thought she'd be some seductive, dark-eyed, pouty-lipped sexpot, but she's, like, your friend from Minnesota who makes a really nice chicken hotdish and volunteers at the Humane Society on her weekends off. It's so confusing.

Is it weird that I read this and momentarily thought, "Maybe I should give that excessive waxing thing a shot"?