Jess is such a fucking home wrecking skank. Bitch got me drunk on pinot grigio, put me to bed, and then fucked my husband Ken! Girl has issues. And she's poor.

Some people who legitimately need an IUD for medical reasons have to have Mirena (myself included) for the hormones. Likewise, you can get HEAVIER periods on the copper but can have no periods on Mirena. Just something to keep in mind when you say that to someone.

Mirena means you won't bleed like a stuck pig, though.

Not gonna lie, my not having a period in 3 years is a awesome benefit of my Mirena. But I am happy you're happy with your choice of contraception!

Isn't she adorable? I thought she'd be some seductive, dark-eyed, pouty-lipped sexpot, but she's, like, your friend from Minnesota who makes a really nice chicken hotdish and volunteers at the Humane Society on her weekends off. It's so confusing.

Is it weird that I read this and momentarily thought, "Maybe I should give that excessive waxing thing a shot"?

I swear to god that is every single tampon commercial in America.

The lawsuit is probably the least of these morons' worries. The legal penalties for counterfeiting are a lot harsher than those for wage theft.

Oooh my goodness do tell. Where did you read this scandalous goss?
(I was always a bit convinced she hero worshipped her father and Ma got a bit of a luke warm second.)

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.

Do you live on the moon? Does everything have to be imported via space shuttle? Jeez! How is a person supposed to make a margarita!?

She stole the movie....

Talk to another obgyn about Skyla. I just got one last Friday. Much smaller than the Mirena, and while only good for 3 years, it is ideal for those of us who never had kids. It did hurt getting put in, but I was fine walking out and no real pain so far. Just a little crampy, but not much different from end of…

I wanted the copper one. I did get my gyno to give me prescription (after she tried to scare me with how my boyfriend was PROBABLY slutting it up behind my back and catching STDs that would travel up the string and inflame my uterus and make me unable to have babies ever), but she said they couldn't order it at the…

When ACA passed, I was chomping at the bit for my free one. They were cost prohibitive prior to women's health roll out. Still cheaper than a kid.

I'm baffled every time I hear these stories. A doctor can flat-out say "no, you can't do that" with safe, legal medical procedures? Like...docs telling women they can't get their tubes tied, or men they can't get the snip. What the hell?

I got a paraguard put in, which last 10 years, but you can get it removed at any point. I will definitely want kids in less than 10 years, so I just kind of assume I'll get it removed when I'm ready. Also, copper IUDs have the highest failure rate, so who knows, I might just end up pregnant before that. My best friend…

Well, they seem to be pretty popular with people who have them, but that's part of what makes it so remarkable that they're not a popular contraceptive option overall in the U.S.

The pain of insertion really isn't sooo bad, and it only lasts a few seconds. I mean, yeah, it hurts....but then you get years of being worry free! The "I didn't know I was pregnant" stories are SUPER rare in reality (Mirena is 99.8% effective, although on the internet it might not seem like that), and if you're…