My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Your Dad seems like a super wise guy. I'm glad you asked for his input on these.

Oh god oh man I can't wait to see this movie! I've been excited about it ever since I saw the first trailer however long ago. (Too bad I don't know anyone that would want to see this with me.)

You really didn't click the links, did you? When this first started, Eater looked into this and found that they had communicated with the credit card companies about it beforehand. There was one instance where the company did put a hold on a server's tip, but a couple of phone calls and a day resolved the issue and…

Thanks for this. I experienced everything you talked about and it was so incredibly heartbreaking. Especially because no one was trying to help me find a solution, they just told me to be patient or that it would come naturally. Eleven days after my son was born the most that I could produce were a few drops from hand…

Dangerous Fruits needs to be a band. Preferably a gay metal band, but I'll take a J-Pop candy goth girl duo, too.

Thank you for saying that! My baby latched really well, but despite our efforts I never made enough milk for her, and she lost a troubling amount of weight. I now take about a billion supplements and still only produce about a fifth of what she needs. I had no idea that some breasts just don't work.

Yeah, my boyfriend (who's been a parent for more than a decade) was like, "I don't know if you're qualified to write a parenting book until you've proven that you've raised not-a-murderer."

It really burns my noodle when people who have benefited from good luck, good health care and/or won the genetic lottery take their good fortune as proof that they have somehow found the Holy Grail of parenting, and proselytize whatever kinky path they've taken as The Way.

Knowing this and not doing something about it is pretty awful. You need to contact the MPs.

I was like you, I was in grad school before Facebook was really a thing, and I didn't myspace.

Um, maybe I should seek counseling. Cause, with a guarantee that I wouldn't get eaten along with the soup, I would totally do this.

Wow, those eyes!

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

My best friend and I have a tactic when we go to our favorite Indian food buffet (best type of buffet IMO). Firstly, eat a big meal the night before, but don't eat breakfast. Go for late lunch if the hours allow. Don't drink water, get a small bowl of the inevitable fruit they have. Grapes are the best. Satisfies…

Remember: If they don't want to go out with you, they're lesbians.

Hi, just breezing through here. Didn't read the article but wanted to comment on the picture. That woman would be so much prettier if she just smiled. Anyway, I'm heading to the gym now to hit on the women while they're trying to work out. I think I'm going to ask the hot blonde I have a crush on to smile for me…

Any news story relating to Pringles is being actively avoided right now.

I have never read or seen anything Harry Potter. No interest at all.