I have never really listened to Grimes’ music, but her fans talk about her like a modern philosopher and a brilliant artist who cannot be comprehended by regular people. So imagine my confusion when I listened to her song. It’s a generic pop song with breathy baby-talk vocals and a mediocre electronic beat? Visuals…

Oh, no, no, you’re a smart guy. You’ve clearly picked up some flashy tricks. But you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game... it’s about the Cones.

Doesn’t foreman Spike have some dubious connection to Waluigi?

I would watch the hell out of a sitcom about a small-ish company (maybe a pottery shop or a camping/army surplus store) that has sagging sales year after year, but decides to shake things up by hiring a robot CEO. Hijinks insue.

you get locked out of the trophy for not looking up the character’s skirt so you’re basically punishing players for not being creeps. There is no nuance to be had here. 

“All total, this adds up to over 850 GBs of data.”

Also GameStop stock being the revolutionary catalyst exposing the system for the sham it always appeared to be is...*millennial chef’s kiss*

I know we all share kind of the same head-cannon for different versions of Link and their personalities, but if BotW Link doesn’t eventually become remembered as the theoretical- and quantum-physicist Link who constantly mulls over mental equations concerning trajectory, aerodynamics, and other matters, then we’ve all…

I keep looping at the captcha check. I can’t get to through at all.

I’ve been messing around with GB Studio for a few months now, and it’s a solid little program. It’s very much designed for, basically, top-down walking sims, but with a little scripting it works pretty well for RPGs. (And with way more scripting, you can make pretty involved RPGs!) It’s limited, but IMO that’s part of…

This was one the first “holy shit, this is REALLY fast” racing games ever made.

I’ve been hoping for a leak of Humanhead’s Prey 2 to happen someday.

Wait Gorn is finally getting its Playstation port?

Heretic.

How dare you not have a moogle next to that lovely chocobo?! >_<

I came here just to ref Shogo too. Good college memories there. 

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