*Gamefreaks exec thumbing through pokemon list on toilet*

“...Oh shit! I knew I forgot something!”

I was having a having a shitty day before this post. Thank you, haha.

Didn’t I read that Hitman was being delayed into next year?

:’)

I wasn’t really enamoured with the remake.

So it’s a Surface Pro with a mobile/tablet OS.

Gotcha.

MANY EXCITE

So... Same idea as Dragon Warrior Monsters, but with Monster Hunter?

It actually comes packaged with the original. You can’t buy them separately as far as I know. It’s a massive annoyance.

I’m still hoping for downloadable voice-packs for different ghosts.
(Why else would we have extra slots for the Ghost option?)

Just think. Sam L Jackson as Ghost.
Snoop Dogg as Ghost.
Morgan Freeman as Ghost.

“HIVE, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU WAKE IT?”

So it’s a graphically toned down version of the first section of Spore?

Just play Ergheiz for that.

Just... Wow.

“a documentary game in which you play the cat of Dr. Mohammed Mossadegh, the first democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran. During the summer of 1953, the CIA engineered a coup to bring about his downfall.”

Is it just me, or does that last sentence sound like they were trying to bring down the President’s cat,…

My heart...

He's been sucked into Silent Hills.

That was beautiful.
I'd actually play DOTA2 just for goat.

oh shi-...

He stole part of my colouring.

Vaguely relevant once again!