Mines hasn't worked at all, restart or no. Sadly I think I've exhausted all of the workaround options.

Bah, didn't work.

Narp, nothing like that. Also, temp-disabled pretty much anything that would block the game. (Anti-Virus, Firewalls, other stuff, things, etc). No luck

Hmm, I'll try that. TEA-MAKING, COMMENCE.

Yeppers, this was about a week ago now. Booted it up today for the new patch, still no dice.

Seems I'm one of a small group of people who can't play the game. Downloaded, installed, logged in, but the "Play" button doesn't work...

Magikarp. The ultimate lifeform.

I had the JXD s7100, it was pretty decent.

Wasn't the game meant to be based on Basch? Then they had the bright idea to make it based around the bastard child of Zidane and Aladdin. Great going, guys. Like we needed more annoying fucking kids in the games.

DAT LAUGH.

And what percentage of those parents asked play games themselves?

"Mario Party" and "Cool" don't tend to mix that well in any case...

Kicking it old-school with Grant Crime Auto: Louden.

Oh please, I don't want another Jade Cocoon on my hands...

This aggression will not stand, man!

The Dude.

I think it's a brace for his prosthetic arm.

Probably more like Winter 2014, then Summer 2015, then Winter 2012 by accident, amended to Autumn 2016, because you know how similar those dates look.

Just want to note that a terrorist attack in Scotland was thwarted by an angry passer by and his ball-kicking capabilities. No American military in sight.

Well, to be fair... It being No Shave November, with Halo 4 and Black Ops 2's arrival to boot, I do believe teen pregnancy WILL be at an all time low.