My guess is that's why he's shooting and not looting.

Exactly!

After that fiasco with the knee-based trajectory of a certain projectile, I'd be surprised if anyone ever in the history of mankind would want to willingly speak with a guard again.

Agreed.

Is it just me, or is almost every new browser game featured on Kotaku recently to do with virtual cards?

Oh my days, that's a lot of "China".

"Documentaries are not necessarily unbiased. A documentary can absolutely be meant to have a point or a purpose beyond informing."

Or why not make the control scheme like the DS Zelda games?

I thought Shadows of the Damned was the weakest of the Suda51 games (though the premise and soundtrack were rather brilliant).

Hah, he's from Breath of Fire IV.

All of us are Cray?

"FMVs without Cait Sith" - Take my god damn money right now.

"...was dressed IN a sailor style SCHOOLGIRL when..."?

My heart sank and I actually welled up a bit when I got to the top and realised my companion never made it up with me. I waited a good few minutes, however there was no sign. I trundled into the white, alone, a broken man/woman/cape/thing. Ding, achievement? No. I'm a failure.

Not quite the first democratic storyline to happen, so why not?

Reverse Psychological Survival Horror.

It's almost as if she... got caught shoplifting.

Appreciation! For me!?

Braaaaaaans...

Zombies aren't dead. Maybe in modern-day post-Romero fiction ideals, but real life zombification doesn't use the dead. See African Witch-Doctors for more examples.