Do it do it DO EET. I over-enthusiastically support this purchase.
And thank you! My life has ... calmed down ... quite a bit since the addition of Mini Phantom. But I like to think it's pretty awesome all the same :)
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DANSKIN people DANSKIN.
Ehyeh, they're not the cheapy cheapest, but I wore the ever living fuck out of my Danskin leggings/dance pants in my late teens / early 20s dancing, getting stoned, falling off of things, chasing horses, and lord knows what else, and they never tore. I had the same four pairs all those years…
BARF. A DEFLATING BREAST IMPLANT FULL OF VOMIT
Is that what the hell that cake is supposed to be? Blergh.
I would love to read something like this in the NYT vows section.
"Miss Lucy, who is the daughter of the devil, was first encountered by {future son-in-law of the devil} gyrating to the rhythmic beats of early 2000s crunk in the benevolent household of her future fiancés social organization. . ."
I would keep going,…
They're special snowflakes, and every aspect of the ceremony must reflect that.
It could totally be some Freemason shit though.
Those are definitely birds in her hair, but heavens, they can't be plastic. They're made of the finest unicorn horns, carved by the hands of small blind children (who obviously have the gift of mental sight) during a lunar eclipse while Serbian Gypsies played every great-yet-unknown piece of music simultaneously on…
Jesus Christ. I'd be happy to get a "yes I have time to grab a beer and maybe kiss you."
I guess I'm just not classy enough to desire a trullo.
That gif embodies my feelings about this perfectly.
I just feel so, so bad for his kids. His girls with Denise seem to have a fairly well-balanced / normal life, but the twins with Mueller (who has levels of batshit that rival Sheens) are screwed from both sides. I know Denise has stepped in to help, and I hope they have other adults with their well being in mind…
I pictured this little fella going on a 'bitcj' rant as a read this.
Staaaahp.
I still can't listen to any of his stuff without feeling all the emotions. He was the first (and by far the coolest) celebrity crush I ever had.
Will do!
THIS. I'm not an extremely social person to start with, and my home is my sanctuary. If a car w/ loud music or sirens go by, it doesn't phase me. If the neighbors kids are screaming bloody murder, it doesn't phase me. But when my neighbor bumps his terrible music? I WANT TO MURDER THINGS. Even if I can only barely…
Uggh I have a mom like this as well. I'm sorry she makes you feel like crap, just know it's all her own garbage and not you being a crap daughter.
**Random digital stranger hugs**
Ahhhhhh I LOVE it! I love short hair on ladies, and you dahlin, are no exception.
If you're worried about it being too fluffy, try a texturizing cream / paste. They work great without being crunchy, and if the one you try is too think or sticky, you can mix it with water in you palm before applying (thus, saving…
Thank you! I'd love to start selling clothes - never actually considered that someone besides Mini Phantom would enjoy the clothing I make - but I'm such a newbie to the whole concept that I'd have no idea what to charge, etc. I'll get back to you after I do some research this week!
I've never honestly considered the idea that people other than Mini Phantom would enjoy the clothing I make, but after all the positive response on here and around town I'm seriously considering it. You'll be one of the first to know if I do!
Aww, thank you! It took a few glasses of wine and a seriously embarrassing dance party with my dog before I worked up the nerve, but I'm glad I did. I will post further updates in SNS / SNSO (or Group Think, if I ever get out of the grays)