I am in your boat. Like, you take this oar and paddle in the front, I'll take the other and paddle in the back, awkward, unreadable man-person and all.

I have angry, Irish skin and I've fallen head over heels with Origins Vita-Zing Moisturizer. It has SPF and *drumroll please* something called "sheer tint release." I'm completely lazy re: make-up (no foundation, just powder) and this stuff conceals all but the worst of pimples without upsetting my skin.

Ooof. It's the worst, isn't it?

I... did not know "Extra wide calf" was a thing for boots. This is (in all seriousness) exciting information!

Right? The first time I heard it was after playing the whole album on Spotify. I was having kind of a blah day, and this song came on and just obliterated me.

Aw, yay! In my situation guy knows I exist, has at least an inkling that I'm into him, but I'm pretty sure that's where it'll end. Good to know that sometimes 'silly' crushes turn into more though!

Ooo that one's really sad/pretty too.

Poor girl! The best I can offer is lots of ear rubs and cuddle time, and maybe a mellow walk to help burn off some of that pent up energy if she'll stay calm-ish.

Another topic, completely separate from my previously posted serious topic:

SERIOUS TOPIC.

Wooooo! Super exciting, who cares if it's a group tour? If your group sucks just drink a lot of wine and pretend you're from Latvia. True story: I went on a group tour that was full of asshole Bible Thumping "You're 25... why aren't you maaaaaaarried!?" middle aged goobers, and pretending I couldn't understand was the…

"Love Actually" is my go-to. I normally hate romantic comedies, but that one just kills me.

I try to focus on the really good stuff. Like, if I'm feeling irrationally down on myself for not being in the shape I'd like, I focus on my eyes because my eyes are friggin awesome. I play with all my eye shadows - do everything from "This Could Be a New Every Day" to "I WISH I WERE A DRAG QUEEN YES!" - and by the…

If I had more digital skills, I would so make you a "Tom Hiddleston and Zoolander partying with a sloth" gif, but being as my skills are limited:

fwiw I'm in sort-of the same place as you are, only my daughter's dad and I previously split and got back together. I'm in a tough place because he's been the major financial provider, so I'm trying to figure out how to split / be financially stable / be a present mom / not have everything be a clusterfuck.

The one…

The Lumineers - "Morning Song". The guitar & the lyrics are devastating, and the whole "unrequited love" aspect is very applicable to my life atm.

Right? No clue about how he was as a person, but for all the great contributions he made to cartoons he really deserves a less sad ending. If that makes sense. My brain is filling with pictures of Scoob and Shaggy being neglected in a retirement home & it's making me irrationally sad.

Why. I knew someone but Goddamn. That's a Goddamn monster.

I got a much needed giggle out of this.

Oooo can we make this a game? Celebrities summed up in one perfectly descriptive, obnoxious sentence. Go!