so you can masturbate, text and drive at the same time?

I swear it must be down to genetics a lot of the time, and your shitty habits won’t necessarily make a massive difference if you’re intended to live to 105. My grandparents had HORRENDOUS habits - alcohol, illicit prescription pills, basically living off barely cooked bacon - and incredibly rough upbringings (rural…

Ask and ye shall receive.

To be fair, holding anyone to the standard set by Cooper Nielsen is terribly unfair. He’s an amazing dancer, and a great choreographer (it’s just that as a boyfriend, he kinda sucks).

Okay this was pretty good dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but let’s face it, not as great as when Cooper Nielson drove his motorcycle on stage during the recital in Center Stage. Center Stage sets the gold standard for everything, always.

i would take the turkish bathhouse- no thank you on that horrific kitchen tho

Been reading this over the Summer, about half way through, it’s an amazing read and the depth of the story just barely seems to have been scratched so far.

If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over Marion Cotillard, turn to page 32. If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over moving to Syria, turn to page 45.

I felt that way about the Natalie Portman one... WAAAAYYYY too creepy like with asking her for her number right from the start. Yeah, we get it... EVERYBODY wants to bang her... Didn’t feel like Natalie was in on the joke. Hillary’s I really liked, almost as much as Obama’s.

Me too, I think I get vicarious second-hand embarrassment from stuff like this. Like it’s so forced and awkward that it’s in the lame territory. Someone like an Obama who has a naturally quick wit is different because they can indulge in the back and forth but this, eurgh. I don’t think it played well but that’s the…

I was happy to just watch the highlights video. I also have a really low tolerance for awkwardness.

I thought it was lame, too, but I hate the premise of the show. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that I also hate Zach as an actor/dudebro persona because he reminds me so much of Jonah Hill and the way he comes across. It’s just a lame copy of the Sasha Baron Cohen’s character, Ali G.

Standard for europe. I sometimes borrow my mothers car and if I mention to anyone it’s an automatic I am then obliged to explain why (she has a leg disability) because it is not the norm here.

And congrats to Wever who made history for her country, did a flawless routine and was a joy to see win even if it came as a disappointment to see Simone lose.
Also major points to Simone for being a badass and nailing the rest of her routine and then going on to support Laurie and cheer her on like a champ. When both…

This gender test thing is horrible particularly because it disproportionately targets women and women of color

I heard on the BBC that Ledecky now owns the 13 fastest times ever in the 800m event. Which is great for her, but if she were that dominant in track and field, she’d probably be getting gender tested.

I saw Katie ledecky levitate a goose behind goody parsons barn! I saw it!

Would that be an uncharted desert isle?

I have no opinion whatsoever as to whether or not Lea and Corey’s relationship was for PR or if it was real, but I find it pretty weird that her tattoo tribute of him is the name “Finn” (Corey’s character on Glee) rather than Corey or something symbolic that isn’t a name. I think it’s weird enough when fans can’t or…

Notice she didn't say she was finished with the theme. She said Harry was done. She is sneaky. Marauders prequel, anyone?!?!