I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

For anyone who’s been following news from India even a tiny bit, the treatment of Indians by Gulf employers is a very, very large topic.

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

But what about Fury Road 2, though?

Also Kendall > Kylie 100%

This has always been one of the more bonkers Grimm fairytales. Where is my 12 Dancing Princesses movie? Or the Goose Girl? Or on the insane side, Mary’s Child, or the super crazy one where that dwarf gets turned into a squirrel for four years?

My vagina just ate itself in protest.

That afternoon, fifty years ago, Ramón should’ve looked at Janet* and lifted an eyebrow. Then Janet should’ve looked about, like testing the wind, and said, “You know what? No. I just got a bad feeling.”

Also box braids, not BOXER BRAIDS, are a real thing.

“The United States has such a fraught history with race”

You’re fine by me, as long as you don’t say “for all intensive purposes” which is actually my activation phrase for a murderous rampage in the name of grammar.

One of the biggest and most valid issues that people have with progressive liberalism in 2016 is there is absolutely no fucking margin of error ever. Ever. If you say one thing that can be construed as offensive (by people who spend all of their time parsing through each word and inflection of everything everyone says…

And though the researchers do not “define what ‘one-half’ of a sexually satisfying encounter” is

I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.

That still hurts.

“These are humans that had experiences that coincided with the passing of time from which rotations of the earth have allowed distance to be created”