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This is exactly the sort of hard hitting investigative journalism that keeps me coming back. The Pulitzers are obviously rigged.

“The ton” is an old motorcycle term for going 100 mph. “A ton” is a British slang term for 100 of anything, like a 100 pound note is a ton (or a tonner).

By god, it’s a 3 box sedan with an open trunk. 

They were trying to get in onto NPOCP for extra views

Anyone have any thoughts on what mine might be worth?

I’m saying!! 

I think you’re cool, mom.

Count me in on liking it

Wow. Wrong.

I’ll do my best to make this dream a reality.

Oh, wow. I had the misfortune of growing up in Germany and arschenlichtendingenschlagenvorten is now my favourite word.

This is exactly how I imagine it would happen, and I hope Jalopnik would be there to live blog it, along with those quick courtroom sketches.

OMG OMG OMG! Please have Torch testify. OMG. It’d be so spectacular!

As a US patent attorney, maybe I can shed some light on the situation. You are correct, Jason. After a year, you cannot patent an invention that you have made publicly available (and publishing on the internet counts). Whether you sign the declaration or not, Canoo will be able to use the internet article as prior art

Go full Toyota and tell her it keeps you grounded to the ground.

You see advanced alien race, I see 80s music video

Very strong username/comment synergy.

Pancake Polly