That’s fair, and I changed it! Thanks for pointing it out.

[Insert obligatory small pp joke here just for the record]

i wish all cars didn’t have to look like bubbles

SAME

This one has a garage.

Thank you for your incredibly condescending reply! I’m sure it is a truly incomprehensible concept, but we both have excellent credit, are in the process of signing paperwork on a house we purchased with more than the standard 20% down payment, and still had the money at hand for a goofy purchase like the Suburban. 

Ah but you see, I’ve already had fun driving it. Checkmate, atheists.

I intend on having a great time with it, thanks!

Woohoo!! I’m so glad you love it and it stayed in the Jalopnik family. I’ll be psyched to see your review of it!

Not sure this is the website for you, cuz.

no the beefy tow mirrors make me feel like a real man

I got about 10 mpg on the way home but I was also drafting semis lol

Thank you for the link to the info kit!!! The brake lines are brand new but were replaced because they wore out, not rusted out. It's lived its whole life in Texas, so there is virtually zero rust anywhere to be found. Nothing leaking from my most basic scans but I will be going over it with a fine-toothed comb this…

Nice. Everything else is secondary.

never

barn door baybeeeeeeeeee

It looks like a PS5 and is only slightly bigger too.

Fine. But how is Toyota’s salsa supply?