The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

This. Not everything is collusion. Sometimes, there’s just the market realizing it’s been overpriced. Kapernick? Collusion. Trump? Collusion. This ain’t. 

Im sorry Gabe but all value is subjective. Meaning there is no objective standard of what something is worth. Machado and Harper are not “worth” any particular salary. Yes, in the past, players similar to them (or even worse than them) got big ling term deals. That’s is no guarantee of future deals and not proof that…

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Blazer beef is what I call it when my dad drops barbecue on his jacket. He usually finds it later in the meal and eats it. I really wish this was a joke.

Arizona is the Florida of the West. Ohio is the Florida of the midwest. Maine is the Florida of the North.  

plus you get a little bloody skin in every meal

At least missing the empty net didn’t lead to the game tying goal...

Not that anyone cares, but this is similar to a recurring dream I have.

It’s like this guy thinks the Earth doesn’t revolve around him.

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

oh god how did I forget this

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

Blaine Gabbert
Blaike Gabbert
Blaike Gorbert
Blaike Gorblet
Blaike Gorbles
Blaike Borbles
Blake Bortles

They’re already AFC South finalists!

Just start stitching the banner now, Indy.