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Deadspin: This just in, imperfect human lived imperfect life. Jesus Christ.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

As a former MMA writer, I don’t think he has a future in it. This isn’t something you pick up at 37 and just do, and for him to think so is frankly extremely insulting. I can’t think of a single fighter who’s done that, let alone a guy with zero history in any type of combat sport.

Look in my eyes.

Wow, so let me get this straight. The litany of mysogynistic remarks towards this woman are OK, because she has conservative views. Ok. So selective sexism, racism, whatever else ism is ok to you fucktards, as long as they disagree with you. Makes sense.

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

Hey Flat: I actually agree with you about the freedom part at least. But he is wrong on the FACTS. Fact is, black people are no longer systematically oppressed in america. Here was my post on the subject.

Ugh, those are the WORST.

Q: What’s the hardest part about Crossfit?

I live in Chicago; I used to work for a chain of over-priced organic grocers. Kristin Cavallri and Smokin’ Jay used to come into the store in Lincoln Park on a regular basis. Kristin would hang out in the vitamin/herbal section and talk shop with all the other medicinal nuts. Jay would would stand off to the side with…

Charles “Peanut” Tillman retired, and his retirement announcement video will somehow be the highlight of the whole season when all is said and done.

Fact 1: The Bears went out and got the Cleveland Browns quarterback coach. The Browns.

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

Another fun time: My roommate didnt know that I sometimes slept in my walk in closet when I knew I would be hungover the next morning so the sun wouldnt wake me up. So one morning my roomie and a buddy bust in my room trying to scare me but there was nobody in the bed. I hear them saying...

To a black person America does really come down to black and white. Sorry. The other minority groups are usually used against black people.

I had an uncle named Berv that was one step above a Neanderthal. He was survivalist to the bone and over the years acting as his hunting dog/underage cigarette fetcher I saw some wild shit.