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I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

“But I like to sit up high!”

Yup, hard to beat the Coleman Cooler inspired interior of a Super Duty.

Hard to get worse

I mean, we knew when the phone call with Ukraine came out that this is how he does business with world leaders, right? Like, we know the real question is which world leaders didn’t he pressure to give him something, personally, for American help on, right?

You’re telling me the guy who thought juicing could cure his cancer might’ve been a big dumbass outside of his fairly narrow window of interests?

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Agreed, I think this should be the only paint option. Would save us all a lot of discomfort and eye pain. 

Technically, you’ll never see what he did there.

It’s so the turn blinkers contrast more.
Oh.... wait. nevermind.

The cost isn’t the number one reason?

Warning Shark

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

In a privately paid for, non-taxpayer-funded stadium.