I'm glad she won. Go Bowie gal!!

Oh. It's TEETH?

No, mom! I'm not spoiled! I'm not spoiled mom! I'm just as fresh and virginal like the day I was born, mom!
—Wilma Dean, Splendor in the Grass (1961)

Well, double crap!!

"…died when struck by a powerboat in Mexico"

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you
—Harver Danger (not a guy)

"$50 grand"

Naw, it's not that good.

We can hope for a Johnson Johnson!!

Hey yerdad and I started watching "Alpha House" on Amazon (I think!) last night and it wasn't bad and felt like a very amusing true documentary of congressional shennanigans.

AHAHAAAHAHA. That's what I've been saying. What sort of sewer of humanity is this Hawaii? Shouldn't they all actually be blissed-out on fruit and seafood?

The theme song is awesome and the cast are pretty. It has great scenery and you know that half the cast from "Lost" is still getting a Hawaiian paycheck, which is nice.

Guacamole.

Holding everyone responsible for yerdad's mistakes is a fabulous strategy!! Seriously!!
(not seriously).

He really is good and so compassionate with everyone!!

Naw, Sean hates everything :)

Oh, my, please be right. From your wherever to whatever, as they kinda say!!

"…a team of advisers holding his tiny hand."

I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up. But I'm happy with myself. I'm not necessarily trying to win a beauty pageant here.
— Miss Virginia 1992 (not really, it was Clay Aiken)

Well, fuck.