Oh boy!! A Woody Allen project!!

Empire's thing says "30 years in the future"

What we have here is a failure to comedy.

That's some beauuuutiful bias you're wearing!!

Isn't it all scrambly?

Hey, I just gave you a dollar… in AVC money.

I'm no lawyer, but I'm content to speculate that the kids aren't liable for dad being a dumbass.

Do I have to buy you a computer to read it on too? This art is gonna cost me a FORTUNE!!

But…but… then who's gonna buy my book?

I don't understand how these things work. Did he make any money on the films? Explain like I'm old!!

WHAT???

We do!!

Pssst. Don't tell yerdad that Hawaii Five O is back, okay? OKAY? Let's just see if we can let this one slide off the rotation…

I didn't know that about The Doctor. Boo!!

Watch it again, hooplehead!!

So much teevee!! So much stuff I don't care to watch!!

Six kids is no picnic—believe ME!!

Shut up Everylyn!!

One thing I totally LOVED: the "real" characters are all younger than the "actors," which never happens.

You go break that story, Young Franko!!