Empire's thing says "30 years in the future"

What we have here is a failure to comedy.

That's some beauuuutiful bias you're wearing!!

Isn't it all scrambly?

Hey, I just gave you a dollar… in AVC money.

I'm no lawyer, but I'm content to speculate that the kids aren't liable for dad being a dumbass.

Do I have to buy you a computer to read it on too? This art is gonna cost me a FORTUNE!!

But…but… then who's gonna buy my book?

I don't understand how these things work. Did he make any money on the films? Explain like I'm old!!

WHAT???

We do!!

Pssst. Don't tell yerdad that Hawaii Five O is back, okay? OKAY? Let's just see if we can let this one slide off the rotation…

I didn't know that about The Doctor. Boo!!

Watch it again, hooplehead!!

So much teevee!! So much stuff I don't care to watch!!

Six kids is no picnic—believe ME!!

Shut up Everylyn!!

One thing I totally LOVED: the "real" characters are all younger than the "actors," which never happens.

You go break that story, Young Franko!!

"That was the big one. You had to survive the transition to talking pictures. 'The Virginian' put me over the hump and made millions." — Gary Cooper on Gary Cooper (May 7, 1901 - May 13, 1961)