Has anybody here even seen "Song of the South"? No? I don't remember it very well, actually. Even Disney considers it the worst.

Whoo-ee!! Baltimore needs all the fucks!!

"When they come to call for her, I will be there too."

I doubt that Lasser was really one of the worst hosts any more—that's a pretty deep pool now.

Don Johnson patented it, I bet.

I fear for you!!

We are the crowd that corrects.

This correction has an effect on me.

Sometimes, you just gotta have the meat-hose.

Aw, I love the Jam.

Land Before Time VIII, IX, and X.

Yer cool. I just got here seven hours later!!

WASSUP WEDNESDAY.

I have always found Marilu Henner creepy. It turns out she's one of those people with perfect memory, so that explains a lot, or not!!

Happy Birthday!!

That's methed up.

You may want to thought again.. on!!

Thanks for pointing that out, hon!!
[taps finger to nose, old-people style]

Yup. You don't even have to watch it now!!

Also, there are no yippity-skippity premieres or returns this week, well, until Outlandish.