I love Fat Val Kilmer and hope I don't have to love Dying Val Kilmer right now.

I got Schizopolis lined up and have no idea if it has any snow.

Wegmans already ran out of guacamole.

Muslim moms applaud you!!

It's gotta suck to take the final product personally. I remember seeing an interview with Kiera Knightly and she said all through filming the first Pirates, she kept asking people, "Is this any gooooood?" She had no idea what was happening with direction.

She reminds me of Angelina minus acting.

I have to confess a small soft spot for Meet Joe Black. There are so many stare-offs that it starts to feel like there's a film inside the film. Also, the five seconds of Brad Pitt cry sex is adorable.

EW!!

I understand that there are no complaints from the hedgehogs, tho!!

It was never accurate, says the old lady.

He can ruin Otis Redding for a whole new generation!!

Thanks for mentioning The Hunger. No one else did. He was the best thing about the entire film, even including the billowy curtains and Catherine DeNeure, which is saying something.

438 comments? Somebody tell me what I'm missing? Is it all Obama-bashing?

It's okay, AW. I believe in you!!

Yeah. My daughter told me at breakfast, and I said, "No. You're confused."

Crap. They have apparently stopped, like three hours was enough. Grrr.

There's a fantastic tribute show streaming on wtmd.org right now.

OMG. Thanks for that. It's goin' on the blog!!

Yah, I don't think anyone looks up Elvis movies much.

I'll raise you Otis Redding.