Up-voted for excellent addition to the stride mother cannon.

I still don't get it!!
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See, that's what I have trouble with—I think their eyes are very different. Zoe has those really pale blues.

She probably knows Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. also.

I dunno.. I think it's weird that people confuse her with Katy Perry all the time, which is apparently all about the bangs.

I don't know why I continue to be surprised that this is NOT what everyone expected from Disney Wars.

I am compelled to agree with this even though I've never watched DA. How did you do that?

Does this vinyl Big Boy spark joy? Why yes, yes it does!!

Hey!! Congratulations on finishing your project!!

Hahaha!! No.

Dennis "Perky Tater" Perkins

It's okay. What is still what.

That sounds lovely!! We got too drunk and too… but nobody wants to hear about mom sex.

We too you, Perkins!!

I finished a draft of a list of fat advantages for Friday. Bouncing wasn't on there so I may need to revise!!

You are my son!!

Wow. I'm sorry!! At least the roads are better now!!

Yup. West Virginia was HELL in the 70s. We took in refugees from there.

Mmmm. Oakland Barbeque…

Her head is pretty big, but not freakish like Hugh Grant. I think she's adopted a jaunty angle with her arms half-akimbo and all.