Hey, you're among friends. Hang in there!!

I'm thinkin Arby's.

It's kinda shitty how it works. I have had 85 times more hits on my blog for the shit I wrote about Cobain than any of my mom-comedy. :(

I watched 4, 5 and 6 while I was in labor with my first kid. That was plenty challenging!!

I feel like Cynthia Nixon Therapist could sort anyone out. She's magic!!

They are tempting at least a Darwin Award if not the pirate curse.

I had no idea they could honk like that!!

I already love the Liz!!

The last episode I saw they were seriously trying to get somebody killed. It's should be titled "The Basic Safety Violations of Oak Island."

Cool!! Okay: Shades of Blue and Of Kings and Prophets and The Catch. I want to throw in The Family, but I can't bring myself to be that cynical.

Oh! Oh! Lucifer please!!

Got it. I'd like to replace Blindspot with Quantico. Thanks!!

Eek. Okay. I guess I want to replace Blindspot, but I'm not sure with what…

Hey Franko!! Thanks for doing all this!!

It was pretty great that they seemed to cut to his face for every boneheaded answer—the only thing that made it less than horribly painful to watch.

And sausage!! And celery!! And a pound of butter!!

Hey, at least you get honesty points.

Whatever they have Seyfried do on Peaks, I hope she has a running scene. Her run is hilarious.

Somebody probably mentioned it before, but I just howled when The Leftovers Patty told her I-was-on-Jeopardy story with tremendous pathos.

So I just checked what we're calling the after-Millennials, since I need to complain about them, and MTV is settling on "Founders." That's ridiculous!! Can't it be something CUTE for a change, like Teenies?