I'll bite. I have no idea what a ZMF is….

-Who was Hitler?
-Can you be more specific?
-Who was BABY Hitler?

Nasty baby!!

Whose gramma pissed in YOUR cheerios?

I'm pretty sure Redford can't talk, so they have to do something.

Butter wouldn't melt in her heart…

Our best view of the weekend, very surprisingly: Unfriended. Every one of us hissed and squinted and were glad we weren't actually watching it on a laptop in the dark.

Her heart is black, I hear. Not that there's anything wrong with that!!

[clutches pearls] But he's a dirty commie, motherfucker!

What is
Keep Calm
Enstuph

Yes. Then his part can be done by Kristen Bell. Solved!!

Bah. You and your handle posse, not handling things…

I have the football blahs as well and so does my son. Maybe we'll just tailgate and then take a nap.

Dad and I finally started "Deadwood" on Sunday and it's unusual.

Last night never happened.

Maybe the pudding pop bit, which I thought was great, but is a rape reference so "problematic" to the people who decide things for other people…

Apparently Seinfeld is Satan, too.

Nope. She hates Jello too.

I'm mildly disturbed that my teen said that she "can't like" Amy Poehler any more because she made a Cosby joke. I told her that a, she can like anyone she pleases and 2, comedians are allowed to try stuff out and sometimes get it wrong. Also, wasn't that a long time ago to just now be reading on the umbrage index?…

#dontmakeitdirty