Into week two of my stand-up desk and I loooooooooove it. I'm probably not getting any more done, and I still have a neck problem, but DAMN sitting down feels FABULOUS!!

Bad news. HR says they are sending you a wheezer.

We had a Keanu double fun feature Friday with Lake House and John Wick. Saturday I watched Boyhood with my large boy. We did NOT make a scene in the Wegmans. Later we emptied many bottles and watched Ouija with the teenagers.

I would not recommend the Potomac. It almost stole my dog that one time.

He had a couple, but then he stole their jokes.

In WOT no one can hear you complain…

He's not gone, just lost his directions.

DO IT!!

Try Nightcrawler. It was really different from all of those!!

I've said it before: there is NOTHING sexier than a man agreeing with a smart woman word for word.

My prescription: be direct, keep it short, and give her a graceful exit if she needs it. Girls love that!!

Patty Hearst heard the burst…

Git outta my brain!!

I hear there are support groups for that…

Kaitlyn Dever or GTFO!!

14 guys, 20 minutes? Are you sticking with that estimate?

Only loud girls allowed.

Girls are smart enough to stay off the island, of course.

Julia Roberts came immediately to mind because she's been all over the Today Show for two days, even though I don't watch that show I could not escape seeing her and Richard Gere pretend to be buddies. Ew.

I was so glad that Jacqueline cleared the field of creeps!!