Hmmm. No pollution!! Only earthquakes!!

He's got to have better things to do.

Do tell, Beemers!! Whatcha reading??

They meant Adrian Brody?

If we're always joking then no one can give us shit in here, right?? I'm sure that's right!!

All I did was point in the other direction…

Yep!! My 13yo is SCREAMING at me in texts.

This just in: Some Dude left One Dimension!!

Sealed with Duct Tape and Love.

Oh. Are we not trolling?

The solution is pretty easy, just get rid of the "white" category. Nobody is 100% white, right? I claim INUIT allatime!!

That would go over really well!!

Here. Hold this!!

Hey Y'all!! Angelina Jolie just got her remaining dignity removed!!

Jon Hamm just got out of Ham Rehab, yall!!

He's the senior Sir, so that's a good guess!!

As long as
Beverly D'Angelo gets paid, I'm okay with this abortion.

I KNOW!! They can have Sean Connery and Michael Caine and Paul McCartney and they can continuously joke, "No SIR!! After you SIR!!" until somebody DIES.

Same. I went back tho and it is merely ACCEPTABLE.

I was surprised to see Hitchcock, but he really is under-appreciated AND the storefront show was worthwhile.