@Thalantas: If this isn't the perfect present for my looming 40th, then I don't know wtf is.

Poor old Johann lost his marbles after only 230 metres or so.

Better call Saul. He has a broad range of "payment options".

If your dong looks like that, you have my sympathy.

@BadIdea: 2nd one is better. At a distance, 1st one is just another ad for the pricks.

@kajifox: Great idea! I'll bring some snags (I'm just up the road in North Melbourne) and we can have a barbie!

1971: Pantera.

Needs leather. And a vocoder.

@jalopnikfan: Fast in either direction :)

In order to alleviate the cocaine & hash drought we're having in Australia, I would like to inaugurate the 2010 La Paz - Melbourne Oversea Rally.

@MrGoodCat: good call :)

@LarsVargas: I wish you could have them too.

@impreza_punk: nah mate, it's not the spiders you should worry about, it's the capped internet and shitty mobile phone reception that'll kill ya.

@LarsVargas: Marmite's more a British thing. We're mad for Vegemite. Mate.

Kinda.

@OA 5599: Nice one.

@70barracuda: Not gay my friend, not gay. Esprit is hottest piece of ass since ever.