If you're in the northeast and you drink anything other than Polar, you can get out

If you're in the northeast and you drink anything other than Polar, you can get out

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

I don’t know what I did but later a lawyer gave me a check for $130,000.

I very rarely side with the “now so you’re just being silly” side on this issue... but yeah, that piece might be pushing things a bit too far.

At the risk of sounding like an insensitive jerk....

I’ve never laughed at anything Chelsea Handler said. Never. I watched her youtube clip of going to a wedding in India... just more proof that she’s a racist, wilfully ignorant ass.

“My hand didn’t really grab your ass. It was just a random collision of atoms, set in motion at the beginning of time.”