No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

Jalopnik reader here.

I got two legitimately (seemed weird to see Lewis Hamilton in there, but I forgot he’s got gossip stink on him and isn’t just an F1 driver anymore, ugh; the other was Donald Trump). This is what happens when I don’t watch Entertainment Tonight with my mom 3-5 nights a week.

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

Super bright xenon/HID headlights. It’s the worst when the bike wasn’t designed for it, all they do is blind other drivers and don’t even light up the road for the rider all that well. +10 when the rider is a good bit heavier than the bike was tested for and/or has a passenger, pushing the rear suspension down and…

In today’s parlance, SUV and crossover must be used interchangeably. Otherwise you’d call the Jeep Grand Cherokee and Range Rover a crossover and the Suzuki Vitara an SUV. I do not distinguish between the terms, and most regular car shoppers don’t either.

I don’t really have sympathy for people injured this way. All of the people gathered at the exit were there to see burnouts.

Gah! You were in Milwaukee Torch?!?! I hope you stopped into Lakefront for a cold one and not just shot a pretty photo... I would have bought you one!

I grew up on the northern shore of Lake Michigan. These do not exist where I grew up.

I swear this dude is on chatroulette

Definitely. A woman in a XC90 Polestar. Or a woman in a XC90. Or a woman.

The car she loves. It would kill my wife (whom I love dearly and we’re doing just fine) if we split and I picked up an old MG or a Miata. We can’t afford a “toy” car right now - kids, sports, school, mortgage... you know the drill. So, if things fell apart and I went and bought her dream car, she’d die - or I would…

I’m surprised to see two comments about how the difference between the E90 and F30 is similar to the evolution between the previous A4 and this new one. To me, the A4 basically looks like same, whereas the change from E90 to F30 was pretty drastic.

I’m dead serious. This looks exactly the same. The F30 and E90 look like totally different cars by comparison

Actually it says I6. No XC90 had a V6

Luis on Million Dollar Listing drives a Quattroporte not a Ghibli. My er... wife watches it...

Why do I have to be placed on a planet that has nothing but oversenstitive betas?!

I think the heartbeat sensor in the Volvo Personal Communicator scared people out, but it didn’t catch on (or help sell more Volvos). They dropped it by 2010.

I was thinking it would be easy to find similar photos of men working on cars. You know, equal opportunity sexism and all. It wasn’t as easy as I thought. Although, I’m not sure this guy is working on the car so much as he’s trying to show his dick to scale.

Princess (now Queen ) Elizabeth during WWII