Any modern Volvo. Pleasing interior design, good sound systems, excellent climate control, and those seats.

A Volvo S80

Letting the car warm up at idle for several minutes is good.

They don't look good on modern curvy cars. Saw a tiburon with them on the back. Just looked wrong.

The roll down rear windows that used to be in station wagons. Toyota proves that it's possible in SUV's and its too cool to not have.

Milwaukee Gas Building - also converted to LEDs in 2013 according to Wikipedia.

The Gas Light Building in Milwaukee, WI has a flame on the top that is used for the same thing. There is even a poem that goes with it(and apparently now even an iPhone app)

Not everyone that drives a German car is rich. Some people just choose to put their money in vehicles rather than golf/booze/hunting/etc. Its not to impress others, its because they love to drive. I speak for myself, not everyone.

No it isn't.

I can't tell if most of the people commenting are joking, or if they are that dumb.

Smart TV only adds about $100 at most, usually less. Comparing two models of different years, I can assure you the $600 has nearly nothing to do with the Smart TV feature, and more to do about either the components (better LED panel), or the fact that "this year" models are always outrageously more expensive that…

location, location ,location

I actually LOVE my SmartTV. It's super convenient to have the ability to watch Amazon Prime or Netflix right through a TV app. I'm sure there are other useful ones too, but these are the two I use regularly.

I want an early 90s 850 so bad.

They just look so sleek and cool!

faggot? no need for homophobic epithets.

If the written account is accurate then the very first line of the conversation went thusly:

This is easy. V12, pop up headlamps and a giant 2 door body. Its like the Jalop god delivered the perfect car for the civilized, mature citizen.

Every dam time.

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

I realized that I don't usually check who writes these Jalopnik articles when I go to read them. Yet, just one and a half paragraphs in, I was certain that this was a DeMuro piece. Great writing and hilarious as usual. Keep up the great work!