I give it 90 days before it costs $30 or less.

I’m guessing the Fuze isn’t going to be sold in any country where the population can easily afford a PS4. In the west, this looks like a cheap knockoff, but to poor people in South East Asia, the Fuze will be an affordable alternative.

Please tell me you aren’t serious. If this thing is half as good as the major consoles, and has half as good a game library, I will eat several hats.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

We have been debating this all morning in the Jezebel chatroom and there is still no clear consensus on what banana-bowels are like

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Every so often I want to get in touch with my Eastern European heritage and light something on fire and/or attack someone over their slightly different Eastern European heritage, preferably while wearing some form of mask.

No their opinion is that athletes should be compensated for the millions of dollars they bring in to their schools since they are treated more like employees (be here at this time, do this specific assigned role on the team) than students.

Well, it’s always nice to know in advance what’s going to happen in your night terrors..

Yea, it’s not like they’d take out the harder difficulty. But thing is some people are just bad at games but still want to enjoy them. Getting wrecked 80 times in one part is fun for no one, especially when you aren’t good enough to figure out how to beat it.

It’s really not a hard decision for the developers. If they want to sell more copies and appeal to a wider audience, than they should make an easier difficulty option.

Or

For sure.

I must say, if it came out nowadays that a 40-something guy invited teens he met online over to his house in another city like this Maxfield did, FBI would probably have quite a publicity debacle in its hands...

Please share with the group why you are so angry. We’re here for you.

Otherwise, big respect for True for not just being in the #1 spot on the ladder but being brave enough to play with his real nickname.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

*Chants* First is the worst....

You must be fun at parties.