She said that when the eighth-graders were having prom,

No one you care about in Legends Tomorrow?? Not the old Superman? Not Wentworth Miller?? Not even Victor Garber???

Man, these Knicks draft metaphors are getting pretty dark.

Literal tears of laughter.

And I don’t think Gap clothes are 3 times better when it comes to quality.

No one shops there, it’s too popular.

Do you think that one person has a $6 billion pixie pant fetish?

Makes sense to me. Extremely inexpensive clothes of somewhat questionable quality? Sure, there’s a need for that. Make them cute and there will be a good bit of demand for it. The Gap’s modern day strategy of trying to sell average-priced clothes of somewhat questionable quality and uninspired design? Nah, I’ll pass.

I’ve actually recently started shopping at Old Navy again because I can find a decent outfit (pants/top) for around $20. Yea you gotta try on A LOT of things to find what fits you but it’s worth it.

The only frogs I have kissed are the psychedelic kind. “We will show ze Americans who look like frogs, huh!"

Are you actually making the argument that a woman in an evening gown and flat shoes is roughly equivalent to a sloppy man in board shorts and a muscle tank? Because if so, then you need to go back to the drawing board and find a new thought.

That’s why I usually keep the customer copy.
(Actually, it’s because I’m a packrat and habitually shove everything in my purse, but that’s a GOOD REASON to keep the customer copy.)

I was one of those people who were “scared” away from a career in game development. This was nearly 10 years ago, and one of my teachers on the first day of a development class said, “Hello class, and welcome! As this is the first day, I would like to weed out those who want to be here vs. those who think they want to…

My friend worked for a big video game company in Montreal. Everybody did unpaid overtime. (programmers, artists, designers, qa). advice: never go in this field if you want a life.

Let’s get weird. I vote Macaulay Culkin.

i’ve never seen that video before. i thought it was going to be her lip synching a real song but no, it’s her own song. kris kardashian... doing at 30 what many kids do at 10.

Holy fuck, that video. How have I never seen this before. Like, sit down, Rebecca Black.

I am pretty guilty of watching plenty of true crime tv and the thing I will never understand is how inherently selfish these people are when they kill their spouses because they want to be single but want to keep the house/kids/money/etc. Like NO. JUST NO. You want to change and alter your life so you DO THAT. You…

That’s fair. Granted, in my early 20s, I had the hots for rail thin nerds that “hot” girls wouldn’t so much as care to notice (guess who they’re all over now).

But whatever, I ended up marrying a skinny nerd so I can’t complain.

Ja-Rule: Can’t live with him....that’s it. You can’t live with him.