That Elysian deal was a shocker!

Men and their hysterical frivolity. This is why they shouldn’t run countries or operate large businesses— they’re too wrapped up in inconsequential things that their little minds obsess over to be able to get real work done. Mark my words: men will never rule the world because of their obsession with petty idiocy such…

I’m a girl and I love craft beers. It’s almost all I drink. I’m not being snobby, they’re genuinely better than major brand beers. (And I live in a state where they’re prolific.)

I hate the major labels buying up craft breweries. It’s fine if they don’t change anything, but they often do. Elysian just got bought out,…

Funny - I have been to a few large shows (last one was the Philly Flower Show) and they sold Shock Top as “craft” for the premium price - when had my money out for domestic (it’s made by Anheuser-Busch) the guy looked at me weird - as if I had figured out the scam.

Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

“Peter King showed at an early age what it takes to be a great NFL reporter.”

I’m kinda glad they’re not still a thing. I know a few guys that would stuff to the point where they probably couldn’t walk. Well, thinking about that, maybe they should make a comeback. Those same guys might leave home a lot less.

You would make PFTCommenter so, so happy.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

About 9 or 10 years ago, I had traveled over five hours to see Nine Inch Nails in North Carolina. The air had been really hot and humid all day, so when the sun went down that night and the concert started, a thunderstorm whipped up and the most amazing lightning started cracking while Trent Reznor was shrieking with…

Age 15. Vegas. Family vacation. Mandalay Bay Buffet. Bad Shrimp. Food poisoning. RIP Corona boxers.

In that case it was last fall. I’m 37 years old and can’t remember ever misjudging what felt to be a sure-fire, no-doubt fart before. Fortunately I was home alone at the time, but I’ve been questioning everything I know about my own biology ever since.

Look, no one wants to hear someone loudly fucking on a regular basis. One or two times is fun and hilarious but more than that is a nuisance. And I’m sorry, but you can control that. Anyone who has had to have quiet sex (parents downstairs, children in the other room, etc.) knows that it is possible to not have to…

She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…

Who is the better person, someone who does good out of an expectation of infinite reward. Or someone who does good for the sake of other people, their children living in a better world etc?

"I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of rewards or punishments after I'm dead." -Kurt Vonnegut

I have a relative who is exactly the same way. If I tell them some interesting fact or statistic they press me for where exactly I heard that and will encourage more research. However, they are a devoted Catholic who has never questioned anything the Church does. It's bizarre. Cognitive dissonance, yo!

Until racists get mad and say that it’s ruining their childhood and remake one with an all-white cast.

The fact that they made such a generic design means that they most definitely do “give a flying F”. They give so much of a “flying F” that they made something so middle of the road that it looks like several other cars from different manufacturers. If they really didn’t “give a flying F” the thing would have quarter…

A meeting in Dearborn: