you’re surprised?

At least it’s the sodium that’ll get ya with the sandwich shops

San Diego, beer capitol of the US

So glad there were barely any if any peanut allergic kids growing up.

For real though, I’m not a snob about synthesizers and I like to tease them.

Ok ansolo

I live my life in a way where I can depend on not sitting myself.

Irrational! Worst case scenario?

Outside grown pot isn’t low quality inherently, it’s that the massive size of operations that only work outside don’t get the TLC that an indoor operation can give. good luck getting some sativas to grow right indoors too.

I’d pity you if you were being earnest

what if your family prefers one person to another and are totally fine with your relationship? do you appease your family or do you spite them by bringing the less cool partner that they don't like?

Actually, brb, writing treatment for story about lothario vampire addicted to menstural blood.

Do you know how hard my life is maintaining relationships with 9 women based on their cycle so i can have a steady stream of the good stuff for breakfast every day?

I wonder how many times she has been called brave for trying to rustle peoples jimmies. Guess what, i eat menstural blood jimmies for breakfast.

People who enjoy Fallon just need to die in a fire already.

xoJane is home to the most anti social screeds

Joining the likes of Leg Avenue, I see.

Haha 100 houses to 10, we win.

Its rare to have the child themselves solicit on behalf of the pimp in america.

and yet sex tourism is a thing