All these half-assed jokes make me want to close my bowser.

But you’re never getting another Mario or Luigi game. Doug Bowser’s first pic at Nintendo, notice the upper left.

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

I remember an E3 event a few years ago where Reggie was sitting a few rows away from me, just playing 3DS like the rest of us schlubs.

It helped that he was also buying what he was selling.  While not a hardcore gamer by any stretch of the imagination, he often had Nintendo games/systems on his person ready to play.  Seemed to genuinely believe in the product.  

to be replaced by marketing man Doug Bowser

Is that a fact?  Just saw the movie last night, and I took that bit completely differently...I saw Aaron trying to protect Miles’ identity, knowing Kingpin and the other villains were in the vicinity...not saying you’re wrong, maybe I missed it, but if that’s the case, that’s truly another level of heartbreak...

I still can’t believe how good this movie is.

I still think Weasley comes out of nowhere to win.

Cast the women. Then we’ll talk. 

Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride is a masterpiece. That game has stuck with me ever since I’ve played it.

it’s 7,000 words and it *is* edited

It might be the best game ever, but this surely was the best video game review i ever saw, thank you. Will get it, for sure.

Damn was that amazing. That just moved up to the top of my “must-have immediately” list. The music was such a perfect fit as well. Now we just wait for a release date and pray it doesn’t have “2020" anywhere in it haha.

That long gunfight at the end where they showcased the different abilities...hot dang. I just went from mildly curious to nearly erect. Too bad a lot of the dialogue seems to be pretty boilerplate crime noir / gang stereotypes, but hopefully that gets better.

I’m going to spend so many hours just exploring this world.

I mean, lets be entirely honest here I was going to buy this either way, but I will admit that I’m appreciating the sneak peek at what we’re going to be getting here.

Shooting around corners using angles and ricochet? AW YEAH.

if they can pull off Witcher 3-like playability and depth in a scifi environment they’ll have a monster hit on their hands.

Oh my god it’s happening!