BUT HER ALLOYS!

Secretary Duncan, that you?

Agreed. Kids are awful because parents let them be.

From the other side of the coin: this is not an awful idea. It makes sure that kids out of high school are pursuing a life path that does not involve gang-related activities. Chicago is facing dire times, and to have a mayor that tries to fix the problems facing the city is refreshing, to say the least.

it is two thousand and fucking seventeen! Where is your goddamn rage!?!?!?!?!?!

My fault. I missed that.