I sat here for like 20 mins trying to come up with some defense for George Lopez and all I got is: “yea?! Well, who the fuck is Affion Crockett?!!”

Wait, this turns you on?! Whatever gets you off honey...

Hey, I saw something that reminded me of you while walking into work today. Thank God I didn’t step in it....

Meh, people are animals. I don’t prescribe to some elevated status for us hairless chimps, so compare away I say...

Oh sweetie, bless your simple heart! Now run along and misconstrue someone else’s funnies..

Just like all of us...

You just keep on trying huh? Wasn’t funny the 1st time ya posted, why would ya think the 2nd would get a chuckle? Douche...

I YELL AT PEOPLE FOR FREE!

Can’t wait to see the spin on this one..

Yep, like I thought. Nothing meaningful to add...

It’s okay, I forgive you

And good catch on my misspelling. I didn’t even notice it switched the I for an E..

Do I seem rational to you?! This is what dealing with kids does to a person!! Kids a just tiny adults figuring out how to become complete grown assholes..

Thanks, I do yoga! It helps ;)

Well, there goes the last 3 weeks of my life... Thanks anonymous dude that I don’t give a shit about!

Cubans are white now?! WTF?!

No, I had to spent half a semester telling your retarded child how to do simple math cuz you were too busy watching Maury to ever do anything useful for your bastard offspring... That is why I am how I am, you tiny little cock-hole, now shut up and go back to whatever useless activity you are trying to pretend is…

And none of that will ever work or happen, because public schools are a joke and you dumb fucks out there refuse to fucking learn why they can’t do shit and yet you just keep fucking complaining about the schools not doing enough for your stupid fucking kids while you and your dumb fucking elk keep chopping the legs…

Full disclosure, I have my degree in education and refuse to work in schools anymore. These kids nowadays are pieces of shit (yes, your precious lil tyke is a pile of shit also) with no respect for anyone. Fuck being a teacher, fuck your bullshit kids and your fucked up way of raising these little pieces of shit...

No, pretty sure I am funny.