I sat here for like 20 mins trying to come up with some defense for George Lopez and all I got is: “yea?! Well, who the fuck is Affion Crockett?!!”

Wait, this turns you on?! Whatever gets you off honey...

Hey, I saw something that reminded me of you while walking into work today. Thank God I didn’t step in it....

Meh, people are animals. I don’t prescribe to some elevated status for us hairless chimps, so compare away I say...

*looks it over*

Oh sweetie, bless your simple heart! Now run along and misconstrue someone else’s funnies..

Just like all of us...

You just keep on trying huh? Wasn’t funny the 1st time ya posted, why would ya think the 2nd would get a chuckle? Douche...

I YELL AT PEOPLE FOR FREE!

Can’t wait to see the spin on this one..

Dude? You know boxofficemojo.com exist n I totally know you are just pulling this outta your ass right? Spider-Man 3 made $890 million worldwide, the most of all 5 Spider-Man movies.. but it wasn’t a “commercial hit” right?! Gtfoh with your shit..

Yep, like I thought. Nothing meaningful to add...

It’s okay, I forgive you

Only the 2nd Amazing Spiderman didn’t perform as well as intended to for Sony. All the Raimi movies made hella profit, and the last Amazing one made $700 million worldwide, which cannot be classified as “a bomb” no matter how asinine of a definition you choose to use for failure in Hollywood.

And good catch on my misspelling. I didn’t even notice it switched the I for an E..

Do I seem rational to you?! This is what dealing with kids does to a person!! Kids a just tiny adults figuring out how to become complete grown assholes..

Thanks, I do yoga! It helps ;)

He made his last name up right? Like it’s really Smith or Johnson n he was all like fuck dat I’mma going to throw some letters on a board n see what sticks..

Well, there goes the last 3 weeks of my life... Thanks anonymous dude that I don’t give a shit about!

Cubans are white now?! WTF?!