No, I had to spent half a semester telling your retarded child how to do simple math cuz you were too busy watching Maury to ever do anything useful for your bastard offspring... That is why I am how I am, you tiny little cock-hole, now shut up and go back to whatever useless activity you are trying to pretend is…

Well, Parker had to wait almost 40 years before he got his movie, AND HE’S THE FUCKING FACE OF MARVEL COMICS YA DIPSHIT!!

Why would she?! Have u seen the movies she does? Fucking fanboys...

I really want someone to confirm Zal with the made-up last name is a real person..

And none of that will ever work or happen, because public schools are a joke and you dumb fucks out there refuse to fucking learn why they can’t do shit and yet you just keep fucking complaining about the schools not doing enough for your stupid fucking kids while you and your dumb fucking elk keep chopping the legs…

Full disclosure, I have my degree in education and refuse to work in schools anymore. These kids nowadays are pieces of shit (yes, your precious lil tyke is a pile of shit also) with no respect for anyone. Fuck being a teacher, fuck your bullshit kids and your fucked up way of raising these little pieces of shit...

No, pretty sure I am funny.

But then we wouldn’t be arguing about this stupid shit! Which I believe was the entire point of the article! Nerd Rage!!!

Wow, you totally missed the reference... Which means either you are way too young to have anything interesting to add or are way too dense to ever have anything meaningful to add.. Neither of which bode well for you...

Yes, and that one line from one panel from an ENTIRE FUCKING COMIC IS LITERALLY “OUT OF CONTEXT” WITHOUT THE REST OF THE COMIC PROVIDING THE FUCKING CONTEXT TO THAT ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE! And again, you fucking know this....

Oh you mean the fight that happened while Zods ships were “destroying” the entire planet? Again, you are just refusing to see what is there, not failing, refusing...

To be fair, this is more shitting on Zack Synder (seems to be a staple on io9) than on DC..

Hey! It’s ‘that guy’! Aren’t you tired of always being wrong?

Have you even read a Frank Miller comic?! Or even an Alan Moore one?! Shit, any comic since the fucking’90s? Ya fucking douche..

Ikr, why don’t I ever see this shit about that godamn miserable “car movie” franchise?!? Ppl are more than willing to swallow belief n be entertained for that garbage, but an alien posing as an American?! Now they demand realism n proper characterization?!? WTF??

One page out of an entire comic is literally “taken out of context” and you know this...

You just refuse to acknowledge it, not a failure to see it. Completely different things..

For we must find “the macguffin”, that which we have been looking for...

Two claps my friend, two claps!

Superman doesn’t kill! Except for those that he did...