That’s cuz Sicilians aren’t white.. they have African in their blood (hence the dark hair). There is a great scene is True Romance that describes it in it’s entirety...

Kinda late to the party there, huh? Everyone learned this 15 years ago when Gangs of New York came out...

Fair enough, and I can agree with the Jezebel thing (I tend to stick just to theslot. I feel my penis isn’t welcome over at her main site).

Oh, there is plenty of snark here. You just choose not to notice (or just agree with it, so you don’t see it)

Shark penis, I’m sure of it...

But why’d she end it in -er?! Everyone knows that shit ain’t cool...

To be fair, the blonde-dyed faux-mohawk is an annoying fucking look that just needs to end...

Confusion, meet your two new friends!

Too racist for the racists, huh? Gotta love it

Man, Rep King is going to lose his shit whenever he finally learns where Algebra comes from...

Thank you for stating the actual word he said

I would have given that idiot kid an ‘F’. Making a wanted poster that doesn’t list the crimes they are wanted for. Fucking stupid kids ain’t learning to do shit right anymore...

Didn’t the article state he said the “n-word”? That’s what I’m assuming he got the fine for...

What the hell ESPN?! Couldn’t cut Kadeem a check!? Cheap bastards...

I think your burying the lead, that’s an awesome little trophy! Got a Hulk rage thing going on... I likes!!

And what’s with these fucking Brits taking all our American superhero roles?! That’s what I want to know!!

Are y’all really getting that much blowback from it? I think it’s kinda clever..

Well shit, I like Trump?!? That’s news to me. Thanks black writer!!