It’s 1976. A man buys Golf GTI. He likes it, drives it for some years, and when it was getting a bit tired, and he’s thinking, ‘I really like this car, I wish it was just a bit bigger...,’ and just about that time, Mk2 comes out. Perfect, so he get the Mk2. And some years later, when the Mk2 tired, and the man…

Congratulations, Mr. Andy Sheehan, Streetside Stig, on COTD! My award to you is a CRX which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she can drive in those strappy shoes.

What glorious sounds!! I can’t stop grinning.

*unless you have an external mic setup

With a horsepower over 700

Typical teenagers, ready to climb mountains for minutes of pleasure.

Tesla are powered by Samsung Note 7s.

I’m alternating currently between the two.

If you are going to say something negative, you should also say something positive. Just don’t put them too close together.

Is that jizzawatts?

Am I the first to say I’m shocked?

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.

1.21Jw/h

Well la-dee-da, look at the fancy rich man fire.

Let the record state that my first thought was to recommend a Jeep J-truck.

But those didn’t come with quad cabs, so I put my sensible hat on (a hat that I very rarely wear).

Not so sure about your diagnosis. I just checked WebMD and apparently a punctured lung means you have Lupus, Cancer and Cancerous Lupus.

Come on, who are you? Marcus Welby M.D?

I play a game where, after I tell somebody I ride, I wait to see how quickly they start talking about motorcycle accidents in some way. Then after they inevitably do so, I tell them, “So I play a game where, .....”