It should be easy to find him. It’s a Maserati, he couldn’t have gone far.

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

$1,026.40 in sales tax on an $81K car???? Here, the sales tax on that would be $7,188.75. Unbelievable that places have sales taxes that low (yes, yes, I know about places like New Hampshire with no sales tax, but still).

Dude. First rule of Craigslist. Cash only!

They’re armed for self defense. No brinks guy is gonna shooting you for stealing. that’s what insurance is for.

This one weird trick New York attorneys are furious about. Click here!

Yeah. Probably a brief moment of excitement then the realization that he can no longer show his face in public. Bucket load of nickles probably wouldn’t make the news. $1.6M of gold even makes automotive blogs

Of all the things worth 1.6m that one could steal, gold flake would have to be one of the easiest ones to sell.

Officially, police can’t just shoot anybody they want to either.

I would be more afraid that someone would leave a Taylor Swift CD in my car.

In my experience, specifically with Loomis, yes, they are armed.

Lol, the random watch and bottle of cologne really scream luxury.

If he truly had balls of steel, he’d have been able to make better time carrying the bucket because he’d be used to lugging around the extra weight.

Queen Bee. Gold flake beer from Belgium

I for one approve of your appreciation of semantics.

Actually it be more like a microdistillery unless he wants to stick gold flakes in beer.

Probably one of those microbrewery types trying to make his own Goldschlager

Renovations at Trump Tower

That’s gold