Yeah, thanks for making me think of Paul McCartney shaving his fucking pubes lol

Here is that guitar in happier times, playing a David Bowie song.

Not since 1776!

I like your modest proposal for designers.

Screw these covers. Screw them all.

This was my immediate thought. Considering that there are still people who’d love to kill people like me, I’d rather be able to have an open connection to emergency services.

So what happens in the case of, for instance, a mass shooting? Or, what if a loved one has an emergency and needs to contact you? Apparently you have to get out before you’re able to open and use your phone... is someone able to switch the Yondr technology on or off in a situation like that, and would they actually in…

Considering what just happened in Orlando, there is no way in hell I would be giving up my phone like that.

Ugh, I wanted to like Amy Schumer so much. For so many years I avoided watching comics bc I thought they were all jocky, shithead bros. Like any other simple animal, sometimes I just want to get my laugh on. There are a few female and non bro comedians I absolutely love, and obviously it’s pointless to try to find…

JESUS

That's what I tell anti-vaxxers when I encounter them. I ask them not to take their children out in public because they're a danger to the wider community. It never ever goes over well.

It’s a tough call but I think you’re doing the right thing. It’s a real risk their children could be exposing others to. Whooping cough is no joke.

Don’t let your kid hang out with their kid. ¯\_(ツ)_/ your child’s health is more important than protecting their feelings. My cousin and her husband didn’t believe in vaccinations so their kids didn’t meet my sister’s kids until my nephew was 4. Additionally, my cousin’s youngest child ended up being diagnosed with…

I’m with missypoo50.

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

Maybe it’s a joke for people with a sense of humor who do not try to overanalyze things.

Schumer herself CONSTANTLY talks about being a “bigger” girl in her act. In fact, she used to be pretty fit, but at some point realized that being the “average” and “bigger” was getting her more laughs. She jokes about overeating, being too lazy to work out, etc. Constantly. It’s her schtick. Being “average” but that…

Psst. Amy. Your insecurity is showing.