I loved (love) "Don't Mess with My Man," and I think about Nivea frequently. Mainly to wonder, "Girl, you're named after lotion. How did you think this was gonna end for you?"

I feel like she dyed her hair brown because “Brunettes are taken more seriously because they’re smartical!”

Right? and why is that synonymous with “angry” to her?

My name is no/ My sign is no
My number is no/ You need to let it go
My name is no/ My sign is no
My number is no/ You need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the no no no

Like off to live on a sustainable pop singer farm with Carly Rae Jepsen?

That mean tweet she read on Jimmy Fallon about how her career is like if that girl you worked with at Express randomly had a singing career was really very accurate.

She throws around ‘hip hop’ and ‘urban’ like my sad white dad who texts me slang words when he have no idea what they mean. Yolo...ight...

i will add that if this were a JOJO song, i would love it, but meghan trainor is the DEFINITION of the sonic uncanny valley and this song is not fun but instead DEEPLY FREAKY as a result imo

wtf. i thought it was a weird hat. i’m sad now that it’s just boobs :(

The face of a stay-at-home mom trying to have some fun at wine night!

I was going to add that we could say that about her sequined headpiece as well, and then I realized it was her boobs.

“More hip hop, more urban” talk about codded language, is she going to be "sassier" next?

“an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

Da f*ck?
those phrases //=// Meghan Trainor

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

Max is an absolute delight.

Me either. It’s just what I wanted and I don’t care. I enjoyed it!

It’s phenomenally awful. But it *has* opened the lines of communication with my 7 yr old about “Nice Guys” and the fallacy of the “friendzone” so like...yah

You guys. It’s exactly as bad and exactly as cheesy and exactly as corny as the original. EXACTLY. Except it’s very self-aware, and winky, and breaks the fourth wall constantly. It also has way more risque jokes. This show is for those of us who grew up with Full House. It is exactly the same corny show. So if this…

I hate watched it. Snickered a few times. Appreciated seeing John Stamos. Reflected on Jodie Sweetin’s boobies and thought the baby was the CUTEST THING.

I have two episodes left to watch and really, I don’t find it all that bad. That moment where Stephanie tells DJ she “can’t” have kids brought me nearly to tears. I remember being 15 (!!!!!) and being told by a doctor that getting pregnant would be very risky for me and that I better not have any. I do have to say…