I'm so confused...I thought he was saying the guy was an emotional terrorist and he was trying to gtfo because he liked young girls. I immediately thought Tyga and Kylie Jenner — though now that I think about it I guess she isn't really famous for anything either, so that wouldn't fit. I guess Miley Cyrus makes more…

He looks like the Cheetos cat.

wow, yeah. that one just SAILED over your head. What I wouldn't do to be able to see The Office for the first time though.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

Yea but my jawbone stays on me at all times, as opposed to my galaxy S5 which is usually only on me when its in my purse. So there is that

Imho some crimes/actions are inherently unforgivable (terrorism, premeditated murder and sexual assault of a child top the list) but I don't think Ray Rice's actions fall on that list. The problem is that it's as much (if not more) about if they genuinely regret what they did (and not just the negative results of what…

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.

I thought this article was sort of tongue in cheek in that sort of sanctimonious joking but not really joking kind of way. Like she was trying to pull it off as light hearted but its pretty obvious she has strong feelings about this.

I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.

so

Beyond everything else that was wrong with the episode, can we PLEASE just talk about the gross gender-essentialism about Olivia's magically adopted son?

#notalldetectives

Better than that - Fin is the gamer on the team who has to translate all the l33tsp34k for the pl3bs.

Thank you! I knew it was Social Justice something....

I know I'm channeling John Mulaney here but tell me there's a scene where Ice T finds out about Gamergate.

This needs so many more stars. "It's about ethics" will never, ever stop being funny.

It's about ethics in criminal procedure dramas, Anna.

Nothing has changed. Not a single fucking thing, other than watching a similacrum of me be gang raped on national TV and quit her job.

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.