Officially going under my list of "Reasons Why One Direction is Awesome and Fully-Grown Women Can Listen To Them So Shut Up Mom."

Nick Offerman obviously doesn't know about the secret clause in the constitution which requires all incoming presidents to have sex with their predecessors.

Sigh!

anyone else get the feeling this is the administration trying to punish students for speaking up, and disguise it as giving them what they want? cuz that's what it reeks of to me.

"There is likely to be very little debate that she should terminate the pregnancy in order to survive."

it's easier for the school to do it. they would at least have to be involved in the process. and police cannot keep the investigated from class, or help them change classes, for example. the school would be involved, regardless, and a lot of the steps that victims want taken, are easier and faster if handled by the…

No.

The campus process is supposed to provide alternative remedies as well, such as 1) moving faster than the criminal judicial process; 2) separate the perpetrator from the victim in residence halls, class schedules, other activities, etc. There are practical considerations aside from going to the police, not unlike when…

I think some victims report to the university, hoping that the university will address the issue of possibly running into the perpetrator again in the course of continuing to attend classes. In the aftermath of a rape, when brains are often not operating normally, that can seem like the most important thing to deal…

I wrote something about this a couple of months ago! I think an important thing to keep in mind is that colleges NEED to be able to adjudicate sexual assault because the evidentiary standard is so high for criminal prosecutions ("beyond a reasonable doubt"), which can be very hard to prove in sexual assault cases,…

because police do not have the ability to remove people from dorms or classes, for example. the school would be involved regardless. and they would suck at that part too. and the cops would suck at the other parts.

FFS bisexuality is a thing.

I mean. I'm gay and I would ALSO make out with Zac Efron's face. AS SHOULD EVERYONE.

He was especially a dick to rich people, and called them out on their bullshit all the time. I love how so many of his parables involve trolling rich people.

See!! #NotAllChristians

maybe the dude is just jonesin' for some hot man on man prison secks on his teevee ???

Now wait a minute. I think we can all agree that demographics, like everything else about the thoughtful, measured former-spy-who-escaped-from-prison-then-had-to-break-back-into-the-prison-to-stop-Ed-Harris-from-launching-rockets-at-San-Francisco movie The Rock, are unassailable.

This is why SCOTUS should have term limits.

I think what makes her wardrobe look so mindnumbingly good is that in the absence of a color palette, the pieces still have a lot of life to them. They have so much shape and form. I really hope they nail this. Sometimes the translation isn't really there with these lines- I thought Banana's Mad Men attempt was…

Tom Carson's ass is well-toned, from all that talking he does out of it.