All I wanted was to comment about how much I love that potato, and it made it really satisfying that you made a point of mentioning it. Potato!

But that’s just the problem. They have nothing else. While Alabama is actually pretty academically sound, the only real reputation they have is sports and Greek Life. They see it as their only legacy, so they spend way too much time on this bullshit power-trip rather than accomplishing academic success.

It’s sad this movie sucks because 1)JEM and 2) Hayley Kiyoko is just...I love her. I love everything about her. I watched Lemonade Mouth just because I love her (which was surprisingly good, and I really enjoyed the music.) Anyway, here’s her music video.

My accompanying imaginative vision of feral toddlers all sort of looked like the creepy dancing baby in different colored diapers, with sharp teeth.

This book destroyed me. I read it for grad school and felt sick and scared for weeks.

I'll take both.

His eyebrows! Mmmph!

Thank you - the armor part is a slight paraphrase of something I can vaguely recall from...Corinthians? I keep my distance from Paul most of the time but I did like that part.

They are doing a lot better now, but she’s still struggling to assimilate how she was raised with not blaming herself for what happened. I just…

I had to deal with something like this from a friend and his wife. She worked on her aunt and uncle’s ranch and one of the hands got her drunk and she woke up the next morning with him naked and had no idea what happened. She was also raised and educated WELS Lutheran, so to her - she cheated on my friend. And because…

As someone with pending nuptials, a person like this hurts me to read. I have openly told our wedding party that if they can’t afford to be at something or there’s any other kind of constraint to let us know and we will do our best to help. All I care about is that they are with me at the front of the tent on the day,…

Nope, but I bet me and your partner would be drunks that talk about about much we love our spouses together.

I am also a Mary Poppins. And drink rarely, so it's really amusing to everyone except my partner. He sees me when I drink solo, and finds my constant declarations of my love and his sexiness very tedious.

It would be so much better if it was Aplusk. I think we need to invent this. Like Allie Brosh created the Alot.

I kind of want your spotify username so I may follow that playlist. Or at least the name of the playlist.

I agree on the degrees of fakeness - as a celebrity neither person’s outward persona will ever be genuine, or even close to 100% real except with a very few people.

I remember that as something from an episode of CSI - there was a victim who was lured by a picture that used his features to create a woman, and that he would find her attractive because he would be drawn to the similarities in their faces.

That headline caused actual, sharp, derisive laughter to leave my mouth.

Only proper use of the term relates to this:

You were really missing out on Terry Crews if it wasn’t until this. The man is amazeballs. Amazebiceps?

I cannot seem to stop myself from having raging celebrity lust for this man for going on 14 years now (oh Bubble Boy). He better never do anything truly repugnant because it might break my heart to give up my active Jake related fantasy life.